| As of 02/04/2012 there are 104 excuses in the racers excuse database |
| # |
Excuse |
| 1 |
I was overgeared |
| 2 |
I was helping a novice |
| 3 |
Dujan had a oneway |
| 4 |
Matt Howard ate a brain burrito |
| 5 |
I accidentally used a GT7 |
| 6 |
I was using H13s |
| 7 |
I was missing 2 parts bags |
| 8 |
Mo slipped me a micky |
| 9 |
I was kidnapped by aliens who proceeded to violate me |
| 10 |
My car is purple |
| 11 |
My four square injury acted up |
| 12 |
I can only see out of one eye |
| 13 |
Someone put peanut butter in my belly button |
| 14 |
There was a spider in my pit |
| 15 |
Flys were landing on my face while I was driving |
| 16 |
I couldn't stop hickuping on the drivers stand |
| 17 |
I couldn't get any sleep - because Mo kept throwing beer cans at me all night |
| 18 |
I couldn't see because Dujaun's radio was blocking my view |
| 19 |
A Schumacher hacked me |
| 20 |
Matt Howard gave me the wrong gearing |
| 21 |
I was undergeared |
| 22 |
I would be faster if I used off road parts |
| 23 |
I couldn't remember any excuses and the excuse database wouldn't work |
| 24 |
It was kwanzaa |
| 25 |
It was driving a Yokomo |
| 26 |
I'm saving my win for the SWR cup |
| 27 |
I missed my heat because someone locked me in the porta-poty |
| 28 |
They pulled Russ's name outta the hat as my partner |
| 29 |
Javier bought the last chassis kit |
| 30 |
I didn't want to scratch my SSG chassis |
| 31 |
I was running a BJ motor |
| 32 |
The weather was making me have a bad hair day |
| 33 |
My stuff got abducted by aliens as I was driving to the track |
| 34 |
I spilled hand lotion all over my controller |
| 35 |
I was ON POINT ...Cladio's point that is |
| 36 |
I was deep into a Tron game and missed my heat |
| 37 |
Russ took my pitbox - sabotaged my motors - then arranged for it's return |
| 38 |
I was in the B main because Mike B showed up |
| 39 |
STLNLST helped me with setup and loaned me a stock motor |
| 40 |
I couldn't get any practice in for the last month because of work |
| 41 |
(Masters Class) The race directory didn't let us take our pre-main nap |
| 42 |
(Masters Class) I accidentally took a Viagra instead of Geritol and had to stand to far back on the dirvers stand |
| 43 |
(Masters Class) My cane broke and I got to tired to hold up my radio |
| 44 |
I was testing the new Losi rims |
| 45 |
HARSHGUY is just to good for me to beat |
| 46 |
HARSHGUY is just to easy for me to beat |
| 47 |
Someone got mad at me and it threw my whole 'chi' off |
| 48 |
I drank a gallon of milk right before the main |
| 49 |
I almost cut my finger off with a chain saw |
| 50 |
I was using Billy's setup |
| 51 |
Hacknain put an evil juju hex curse on me |
| 52 |
Maurer came our of hiding |
| 53 |
I was late and didn't get enough time on the new layout |
| 54 |
I didn't have the right tires |
| 55 |
I was supposed to hand out the short end of the stick ...but I forgot the stick |
| 56 |
My motors are slow ...so I'm packing up and taking my kid home to meter |
| 57 |
Dujuan changed his setup and didn't tell me |
| 58 |
I gave Dujuan that setup |
| 59 |
I was running the spec tires and inserts |
| 60 |
I was running a Kisbey motor |
| 61 |
I was helping Bjake and thought I was setting up his car ...but it was actually mine |
| 62 |
The race started in the middle of my afternoon nap |
| 63 |
I switched cars just when I was about to get fast |
| 64 |
I switched cars and the other sponsored guys won't accept me |
| 65 |
I switched cars and my other car so jelous it sabotajed meynew car |
| 66 |
I switched cars and I haven't switched tools yet |
| 67 |
I switched cars and my old parts make it drive funny |
| 68 |
I switched cars and I feel like such a sponstitute |
| 69 |
My mother-in-law's dog got hit by a freight train |
| 70 |
I had to go christmas shopping |
| 71 |
I spent the night at Jacko's Ranch and now it hurts when I sit down |
| 72 |
I can't race till after the new year |
| 73 |
In the spirit of the 'giving' season I'm letting everyone else win |
| 74 |
I asked Santa for some driving skill ...and all I got was coal |
| 75 |
I'm still hung over from New Years |
| 76 |
I figured out my taxes and now I have to work EVEN MORE |
| 77 |
Schumacher ...Integy ...and MF Racing |
| 78 |
I still haven't gotten my car yet. |
| 79 |
I waited till the last minute to find a mullet. |
| 80 |
Someone edited my last post and it made me paranoid. |
| 81 |
I thought I had a oneway in this car. |
| 82 |
My car is an imitation Losi ...I should've run my Losi. |
| 83 |
My trunk monkey was driving. |
| 84 |
I'm gonna be on my honeymoon during that race. |
| 85 |
My dogbones are frickin'. |
| 86 |
I knarled my batteries. |
| 87 |
My ass is bone stock when I ride. |
| 88 |
I got my motor from a Point Of Sale. |
| 89 |
I couldn't find anyone to "Stand In" for me on my honeymoon. |
| 90 |
My LHS was out of Tamiya and Associated parts for my Schumacher. |
| 91 |
I have a hard time concentrating because I'm hot for one of the other racers. |
| 92 |
I run the class with the most drivers for the FUN factor. |
| 93 |
I had too much battery and motor for the conditions of the track. |
| 94 |
It's not my fault ...it's not your fault ...it's the asphalt. |
| 95 |
The track was not "Horsepower" friendly. |
| 96 |
I did'nt have all my parts. |
| 97 |
No traction in the main event. |
| 98 |
Weather was bad in the main. |
| 99 |
The Stars - the Moon - and the Planets were not aligned correctly for me to win. |
| 100 |
I got bumped in the main and a spring cup fell off. |
| 101 |
A-Yo decided that taking my green dots away was more important than saving to buy diapers for baby Young. |
| 102 |
I just got picked up by Losi. |
| 103 |
EA3 ....nuff said |
| 104 |
Plastic brushed cars are lighter and more agile. |