As of 02/04/2012 there are 104 excuses in the racers excuse database 
 #   Excuse
 1   I was overgeared  
 2   I was helping a novice  
 3   Dujan had a oneway  
 4   Matt Howard ate a brain burrito  
 5   I accidentally used a GT7  
 6   I was using H13s  
 7   I was missing 2 parts bags  
 8   Mo slipped me a micky  
 9   I was kidnapped by aliens who proceeded to violate me  
 10   My car is purple  
 11   My four square injury acted up  
 12   I can only see out of one eye  
 13   Someone put peanut butter in my belly button  
 14   There was a spider in my pit  
 15   Flys were landing on my face while I was driving  
 16   I couldn't stop hickuping on the drivers stand  
 17   I couldn't get any sleep - because Mo kept throwing beer cans at me all night  
 18   I couldn't see because Dujaun's radio was blocking my view  
 19   A Schumacher hacked me  
 20   Matt Howard gave me the wrong gearing  
 21   I was undergeared  
 22   I would be faster if I used off road parts  
 23   I couldn't remember any excuses and the excuse database wouldn't work  
 24   It was kwanzaa  
 25   It was driving a Yokomo  
 26   I'm saving my win for the SWR cup  
 27   I missed my heat because someone locked me in the porta-poty  
 28   They pulled Russ's name outta the hat as my partner  
 29   Javier bought the last chassis kit  
 30   I didn't want to scratch my SSG chassis  
 31   I was running a BJ motor  
 32   The weather was making me have a bad hair day  
 33   My stuff got abducted by aliens as I was driving to the track  
 34   I spilled hand lotion all over my controller  
 35   I was ON POINT ...Cladio's point that is  
 36   I was deep into a Tron game and missed my heat  
 37   Russ took my pitbox - sabotaged my motors - then arranged for it's return  
 38   I was in the B main because Mike B showed up  
 39   STLNLST helped me with setup and loaned me a stock motor  
 40   I couldn't get any practice in for the last month because of work  
 41   (Masters Class) The race directory didn't let us take our pre-main nap  
 42   (Masters Class) I accidentally took a Viagra instead of Geritol and had to stand to far back on the dirvers stand  
 43   (Masters Class) My cane broke and I got to tired to hold up my radio  
 44   I was testing the new Losi rims  
 45   HARSHGUY is just to good for me to beat  
 46   HARSHGUY is just to easy for me to beat  
 47   Someone got mad at me and it threw my whole 'chi' off  
 48   I drank a gallon of milk right before the main  
 49   I almost cut my finger off with a chain saw  
 50   I was using Billy's setup  
 51   Hacknain put an evil juju hex curse on me  
 52   Maurer came our of hiding  
 53   I was late and didn't get enough time on the new layout  
 54   I didn't have the right tires  
 55   I was supposed to hand out the short end of the stick ...but I forgot the stick  
 56   My motors are slow ...so I'm packing up and taking my kid home to meter  
 57   Dujuan changed his setup and didn't tell me  
 58   I gave Dujuan that setup  
 59   I was running the spec tires and inserts  
 60   I was running a Kisbey motor  
 61   I was helping Bjake and thought I was setting up his car ...but it was actually mine  
 62   The race started in the middle of my afternoon nap  
 63   I switched cars just when I was about to get fast  
 64   I switched cars and the other sponsored guys won't accept me  
 65   I switched cars and my other car so jelous it sabotajed meynew car  
 66   I switched cars and I haven't switched tools yet  
 67   I switched cars and my old parts make it drive funny  
 68   I switched cars and I feel like such a sponstitute  
 69   My mother-in-law's dog got hit by a freight train  
 70   I had to go christmas shopping  
 71   I spent the night at Jacko's Ranch and now it hurts when I sit down  
 72   I can't race till after the new year  
 73   In the spirit of the 'giving' season I'm letting everyone else win  
 74   I asked Santa for some driving skill ...and all I got was coal  
 75   I'm still hung over from New Years  
 76   I figured out my taxes and now I have to work EVEN MORE  
 77   Schumacher ...Integy ...and MF Racing  
 78   I still haven't gotten my car yet.  
 79   I waited till the last minute to find a mullet.  
 80   Someone edited my last post and it made me paranoid.  
 81   I thought I had a oneway in this car.  
 82   My car is an imitation Losi ...I should've run my Losi.  
 83   My trunk monkey was driving.  
 84   I'm gonna be on my honeymoon during that race.  
 85   My dogbones are frickin'.  
 86   I knarled my batteries.  
 87   My ass is bone stock when I ride.  
 88   I got my motor from a Point Of Sale.  
 89   I couldn't find anyone to "Stand In" for me on my honeymoon.  
 90   My LHS was out of Tamiya and Associated parts for my Schumacher.  
 91   I have a hard time concentrating because I'm hot for one of the other racers.  
 92   I run the class with the most drivers for the FUN factor.  
 93   I had too much battery and motor for the conditions of the track.  
 94   It's not my fault ...it's not your fault ...it's the asphalt.  
 95   The track was not "Horsepower" friendly.  
 96   I did'nt have all my parts.  
 97   No traction in the main event.  
 98   Weather was bad in the main.  
 99   The Stars - the Moon - and the Planets were not aligned correctly for me to win.  
 100   I got bumped in the main and a spring cup fell off.  
 101   A-Yo decided that taking my green dots away was more important than saving to buy diapers for baby Young.  
 102   I just got picked up by Losi.  
 103   EA3 ....nuff said  
 104   Plastic brushed cars are lighter and more agile.